Auld Lang Syne

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Well, another year down. Not too sure what to write, just feel the urge to, even though it’s 2:34 and I’m exhausted. This year sucked, and if you know me you know why, and I’m here to put it in writing, if 2007 is as awful as 2004, 2005, and 2006, this is [...]

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I love redbull

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

I love redbull…

Whee!! how’s that for the first update in over 6 months!?

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Just another stupid quiz

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 80%

Greed: 60%

Pride: 60%

Envy: 40%

Lust: 40%

Sloth: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 49%

You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood.

How Sinful Are You?

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I got problems

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Hah, to people that know me, these answers aren’t gonna be very suprising…but still, obviously it’s not really a diagnosis, but it’s not nice to have a test point out this much stuff

Disorder
Rating

Paranoid:
Very High

Schizoid:
High

Schizotypal:
Moderate

Antisocial:
High

Borderline:
Very High

Histrionic:
Very High

Narcissistic:
Very High

Avoidant:
Very High

Dependent:
Very High

Obsessive-Compulsive:
High

– Personality Disorder Test - Take It! –

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Girlie Drink Drunk

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

MOTHERFUCKER! I grumble to myself about how bad I’d like to beat the person who left their cart in the middle of the space. I could see no better retribution for them, than to slam the very cart they are too lazy to return, right into their head. I love the irony really, I mean [...]

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Our Future Is Fucked

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

It’s 1:00am I’m flipping through the channels and come across HBOFME, which was airing a show called “Middle School Confessions” with a description of “Candid interviews with students ages 11-14 about issues affecting them, including sexual activity and orientation, violence, alcohol abuse and depression.” I started halfway through the program, on a part where these [...]

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Jessica Simpson

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Jessica Simpson…dumb as a brick, but damn fine. I gotta say I sit there and wonder how much Nick can put up with. Yes, she’s incredibly fine…but she’s pretty damn ignorant. Yes, she’s worth plenty of money…but she’s a spoiled prima-donna. Yes, she wasn’t a slut, and was a virgin when they married…but she is [...]

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The Only Reason To Watch Road Rules…Rachel

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

I don’t have much to say, I’d just like to profess my undying love to Rachel from Road Rules season 11: Campus Crawl. Word’s can’t quite describe how much I want this girl. Sure, her bisexuality does help with the attraction, but I mean come on, look at that body. Look at that damn [...]

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The Fifth Element…Shit

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Wind, earth, water, fire, and now the all new fifth “element”…shit. Look at this monstrosity. I was driving down the road and saw someone driving one of these hideous pieces of shit. What the hell goes through your mind, when you can go into a Honda dealer, and say “my god, that’s a good looking [...]

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Topanga Is A Slut

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Well, I’m watching “Boy Meets World” and this is one hell of an episode. That damn Topanga, after all her and Cory have gone through, that damn tramp.
In this episode she and Angela get a job with two “good looking italian guys” (actually they were pretty damn ugly, not quite up to Topanga’s par) but [...]

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Motorcycle Maniac

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Personal, Random

I can now legally drive a motorcycle anywhere I want to. I got my license November 5, 2003. I’m looking forward to being able to drive around, mainly because I think it’ll be nice for people to be able to see my “hand signals” more clearly, without a windshield or roof blocking me.

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I’ll Wear Shorts If I Fucking Want To

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Personal, Random

Can someone please explain to me why the fuck it’s such a big deal if I wear shorts into the winter? Do your legs get cold? Mine are never that bad, so I wear shorts. Unless I’m ankle deep in snow, the cold doesn’t affect my legs. Yet every day someone feels the need to [...]

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Cute Fuzzy Cat

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Well, here ya go. A picture of a damn fine cat. Frightening isn’t it?

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Calvin & Hobbes > *

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Goddamn I love Calvin and Hobbes.

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Relationships Suck

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Personal, Random

Relationships sucks
…You know they suck too. But here’s my take on why. It drives me nuts you can spend days, months, years with someone, and never really know their true self. Do you know how they are when they’re away? Do you know how they are when they’re with friends? No, and you can’t. You [...]

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I Need More Stuff

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

Well, I need another entry or two to fill out this stylesheet to make it look how I want it to, so I think i’ll do just that. I’m watching “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge” on Spike TV right now. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT! It’s on every thursday 8-12. It’s a chinese show, [...]

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I hate blogs…I hate you

Posted by Jeremy Halvorsen under Random

I hate blogs. I hate the whole blog phenomenon. I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone else feels like talking about, except a very select few. I do however, like talking. I am not doing this to have anyone read it, I don’t really know if I’ll even publish it. But I figured I’d [...]

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