meee hungggrryy!! and now for a burger thanks to how i met your mother #
Warning: going to thw gym while stressed may effect the health of those around you. Want to kill everyone!!! #
Affect/effect, whatever. I are is none so good with these englishes #
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Let’s go bears! #
@wilshipley chances are good she read the “i own a lotus and am buying a tesla” post, and bam! now you’re the man #
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Guy at the ‘guess your weight’ game went over by 10 pounds. I like that I won, I don’t like I look 10lbs heavier than I really am :p #
Um…did the jets forget their uniforms? Did they have to wear some other teams jersys? Navy and yellow? #
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At a party with kids 2 years younger, feel like that old loser trying to go back in time #
I think the reason it felt awkward was my brother should have been at that party, not me. #
Gymnastics for Madison. Plus-Madison likes it and has fun. Negative- fuck I hate other parents #
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hope you’re not using it on safari, caused me big issues, didn’t realize it was piclens, almost stopped using safari, causes freezing + stuf #
@adambetts don’t use it on safari, buggy, and gave me tons of problems, extreme slowdown, and 100% window server when a couple tabs opened #
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@adambetts yeah, i definitely had issues [...]
Enough with teh fucking sylar!!!! #
@joethepeacock I’m not gonna say that’s a big part of it…but it’s time for a new villain after this ones been killed how many times? #
Dear Heroes…if we could limit each episode to only 30 story arcs, that’d make it much easier to follow. Thanks #
@joethepeacock I’d say both, [...]
Too…damn…long..at..Jolene’s…family’s…………party……….must…get……home…. #
It’s not bad but 4 or 5 hours at any party gets old to me #
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Nothing makes you love life like shut off notices. Thanks Cox cable and CL&P! #
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FUCKING DELTA!!! Find my goddamn luggage. #
Fucking gas up in CT. Fuck you Ike #
Do they have smiling gargoyles? Cause whenever I see a picture of a smiling mccaine that’s what I see. #
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Missed the fucking flight, sould make connection, but its 30 min in dulles, expecting the worst #
Dear shitty parents, that is a child, not a dog. Whether its attached to a monkey backpack or a collar, it’s still a fucking leash #
Just got fucked. Plane 30 minutes late, will now be stranded in [...]
Getting a new tattoo by Todo…fucking hurts, but even more awesome #
Listening to @joethepeacock whine about how bad his tattoo hurts is awesome, after the shit he gave me #
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At UFC 88 with @joethepeacock and mike. Fuck yeah!! #
Do they make arena steps so steep drunk idiots fall down them for the enjoyment of us sober people? #
Also, know all those shithead tough guy commenters on the internet? Yeah, they’re here,fat, wearing tapout #
Holy shit. Evans nearly knocked chucks fucking head off. [...]
Waiting to board the plane. Fuck I hate flying. And I already miss Madison. #
Five guys burgers in the Dulles terminal. Curse you stupid morning flight!!! #
Expedia needs a ‘dont dare put me on a stupid fucking united express flight for the love of god!!!’ option #
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So, my girlfriend has now described me as a mix of the janitor and dr cox from scrubs, and now chowder. I’m quite a character. #
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it is SO much easier to come up with an excuse to not go to the gym at 6:00am, weiirrddd #
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GODDAMN IT! I simple cannot figure out this goddamn mail server issue. argh! #
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ARGH!! can’t sleep #
Dear every mac mailing list I’m on. I get it…drobos are the best thing ever…i still can’t afford one. #
google chrome = firefox with a few extensions, using webkit! look out world! the browser war will be set ablaze. blah. #
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Only things left of the hangover is the fear of Jäger and the sneaking suspicion everyone thinks I’m a drunk asshole. #
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